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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

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