{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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