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Mona Hammond was a Jamaican-British actress and co-founder of the Talawa Theatre Company. Born in Tweedside, Jamaica, Hammond immigrated to the United Kingdom in 1959, where she lived for the rest of her life. Hammond had a long and distinguished stage career. She was best known for her work on British television and played Blossom Jackson in the BBC soap opera EastEnders.

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Alvorada d'Oeste is a municipality located in the Brazilian state of Rondônia. Its population was 14,106 (2020) and its area is 3,029 km2.

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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

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